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Works for me---chocolate !!

Postby woppa » Sun Nov 10, 2002 3:15 pm

Thought every one would appreciate this--made me laugh!!<br><br>If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too<br>slowly.<br><br>Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all<br>count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.<br><br>Problem: How do you get two bars of chocolate home from the shop in a<br>hot car? Solution: Eat them in the car park.<br><br>Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off<br>your appetite and you'll eat less.<br><br>A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in<br>one go.<br><br>If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.<br>Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate<br>to escape.<br><br>Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.<br><br>Two phrases: Money talks. Chocolate sings.<br><br>The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.<br><br>Why is there no such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?<br>Answer: Because no-one wants to quit.<br><br>Without chocolate there would be no need for control-top tights and an<br>entire garment industry would be devastated.<br><br>Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That<br>way at least you'll get one thing done.
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Works for me---chocolate !!

Postby Alison » Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:03 pm

You've forgotten one! Chocolate is made from cocoa beans, beans are good for you, therefore chocolate is good for you....! Go on, have another bar!
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Postby woppa » Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:07 pm

good one !! Forgot about that one. Got a box of roses to munch later when corrie is on and flowers arent fattening are they??
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