Jello Jen!
Can eet be that time again ven ve are all vaiting vith pounding hearts for your bfp? Oh sweet Jennifer - I vould liposuction my belly and sell the product for soap eef I thought eet vould make eet happen for you! You are my favourite octo05, steph ees so cruel denying me my burgers and ...

Ah, my lovely walsheewoman

I weel mees you very mucho in the 3rd time lucky life raft sweet laydee - who weel now oil my back and share the rowing?
Ah! but it weel all be worth the while yes when you get you amazing BFP!!!!!
I'm rooting for you, hot stuff

Amor
Demetrio

un beso x

Greetings from Sydney my gorgeous laydeys.

Madam Lola is in a post-exam semi-somnolent fugue state and is unable to write. I tell you seecrit, she no do exam, she just tired after latest mission to liberate 4 donuts being held captive by Tesco.

I have to go, Miss Walshy she make me collect grass ...

chello, lovely chicatitas of zee octubre.
madam Lola has finally allowed me out of my basement streeep peet.
My ladee steeph - you are all woman, I cherish the moves you 'ave shown me, my lumbar spine has never been so bendy. I want you to know that i am so 'appy about the baby, although sad that it ...