The Sisterhood of the Blue Stilettos

[patie]

Hello ladies.... i am so behind with the posts.... i miss u all

Wanna...how are you lady???? we are all here for you... we will entertain u... which reminds me of robbie's...."Let meeeee..... entertain u!!! "
Btw if you dont feel like visiting your freind just tell her that u r not feeling well and that u will see her when she's home then u will get to chitchat more and it'd be more casual...but then again visiting her would keep ur mind off...and this tax "punter" lady is evil...
hang in there babe....

Amy...again hats off on the theme songs... Btw how's little J doing??? and this new friend suggesting u to do "something"... why doesnt she do it herself... i mean she's evil... I know its hard being surrounded by insensitive pregos. I have 2 also close to me...

Sassy, I am glad your niece is feeling better... I hope she's recover fast... and DH ... although he should be in bed not in the office... I just hate it when men live in denial... my DH can never admit he's sick... unless he's like REALLY sick... and it takes me ages to convince to go to the doc....
Btw super jokes... typical of them

Vicky... you r a doc too???? what's ur specialty? I am glad u had fun in the cruise. I bet it was a great get away... and this friend of yours... she has the nerve...

Fee...4 more days... you are almost there... and dont give in to the hpt... its evil... get away from it!!! sorry got carried away...

Meg, how were the pancakes??? mmm when i get of from work will ask momy to make me some.... btw ur husband is funny! they do love themselves don't they... mine stands in front of the mirror for at least 20 min every morning and before he sleeps...admiring his face and removing all bad black heads... i swear he takes care of his face more then me... but he has a very bad habit of plucking his eyebrows... last time he removed all hairs in the middle (u know where the 2 eyebrows join)... he looked funny! but i miss him now cos he's AWAY... AGAIN...

Angie, how are you lady???

btw does anyone know a good Detox diet... I feel after the medication i took i need to get a good body cleansing... i need to refresh.

also i have a confession to make... 2 days ago my freind (who discussed my case w her doc... w/o asking me and who's "worried" about me....) called me on my cel and i didnt answer... and didnt call her back... I feel bad inside for ignoring her but at the same time i dont think i can take her "anything new with you???? i am thinking of u all the time" yeah right...

bby ladies... hugs

[vicky77]

OK, I just cannot stop laughing here!!!, those tickers are killing me!!!! ....I have to start thinking of one for me...will see what I can come up with....

Wanna....congrats on ET!!!!, love your schedule!!, but I would add more food to that schedule, it is lacking the good stuff

Sassy....so happy your niece is out of NICU!!!, hope she is out of the hospital soon!!!. Good luck on your dental cleaning, sending you lots of dental dust!!!!

Sorry girls, really have to go back to work, will write more personals later!!!!!

[sassynlv]

Meg: HA! nice try. I should be called the "Queen Post Whore"... or maybe we can just shorten that to "Her Whoreness".

Vicky: Thanks for the "dental dust" (although, isn't that the enamel that they drill off your teeth when putting in a new cap or something?? ). Looking forward to your ticker... I am thinking everyone else on the board must wonder what the h*ll is wrong with me in re: to my ticker... ahhh, suppose it wouldn't be the first time heeheehee

Patie: you go girl!!! If talking to her brings you down... let her leave a msg, then you can decide whether or not you actually want to listen to it, and when. NOW, this is a VERY difficult concept for me to learn (i am still working on it)... i just thought i "owed" it to people to pick up when they called.. but NO! Not only that... but if i do pick up, i do not "owe" them an update if i don't feel like sharing with them (can you tell i am writing this partly to myself? ). Sorry, no info on the detox diet... but i think Mia mentioned a while ago that she did something like that before last cycle....?

Speaking of Mia... Mia... where are you?? *echo* *echo* *echo*. Hope you are well.

[wannababyIVF]

Hi Ladies,

Well since I’m not working today I will post as much as possible. Nothing else to do. lol I can’t even concentrate on my daytime television. Guess I can’t do two things at once. Already watched Rachael Ray and now Tyra is on. I have no idea what Tyra is about but there is some girl on here crying. Maybe I should focus. Now I’m interested to know why she’s crying. I can’t be the site whore since Sassy already claimed that title. But I’ll try to live up to her standards. Maybe the site slut or tramp….tease?

Amy---Sorry, I signed out before I saw your question about the singer from AI. I’m so sorry. I hope you were still able to get DH to think that you can tell the future. lol HA…that does look like a uterus.

Sassy—Glad to hear that your niece is out of the NICU. That’s wonderful. I know you, sil, and bil are so relieved. Take some vitamins (definitely vit C) so you dont get sick. I test on March 1st, at 12pm. I’m going during my lunch break. lol I probably wont find out until that afternoon, if AF doesn’t rear her ugly head first. That’s what happened last time so I knew the results before I even went it. That quotes are a great idea. They are funny. I think we should all join in. I am all for the distraction! Keep them coming! In regards to AI, I think the girls did much better than the guys.

Meg—You are hilarious with the competitiveness posting. Love the one word posts! Ahahahahaha I’m sorry the site hit you with a stop sign!

Patie—Welcome back! I missed you! Yes, please entertain me. This next week is going to be a mess. To bad I can’t have a drink to relax me! I guess that defeats the purpose of all that I have been doing to get here. lol Sorry, when I’m nervous I make inappropriate remarks. Praying that your DH gets back to you quickly and safely. But until then, enjoy mom and he pancakes. How dare your friend consult her doc? WTF? He doesn’t have your charts and neither does she. People just need to mind their business. Don’t they know that IF is personal and we don’t want everyone’s opinion. If we want someone’s opinion we’ll ask them for it. People are just volunteering to help but they don’t realize they are just making matters worse. If I were in you shoes, I would probably ignore her also! I'm queen of ignoring my phone. Then I'll call back in a couple of days when I feel like talking. I'm really not a phone person. I perfer email.

Vicky—You are so right! I do need to add more food. Like ice cream and the cupcakes that I hope to be receiving in the mail soon. lol On a good note, DH told me to tell him for the next few weeks if he is pissing me off. He said he didn’t want to stress me. He also said he will help with whatever I need. Hmm, how can I not take advantage of this? Hmmmm, what do I need? I think the baby/babies would like to see their mom in some new clothes. Also, maybe I can get out of cooking for the next week. lol HA..not dentail dust. You’re so silly! Where do we come up with this stuff?

I’m just sitting here now relaxing. Taking my time going down stairs. I’m really trying to stay upstairs for 24 hours. Once I go downstairs and the puppy sees me, it’s all over. He’ll want to play.

I am going to change my ticker as soon as I figure out what to change it to. lol Or maybe I’ll just leave it as is so that I can be reminded that the transfer was already done. lol

[amy]

Man, I can't believe I just thought about this... I have been really out there. If you ever want to get out of visiting friends with kids/babies just mention that you were recently "exposed" to something or that you are not feeling so great and they will quickly - I mean immediately - tell you to just try at a later date when you are feeling better. I use this one ALL THE TIME. Especially since I am a teacher and I kind of compare that to being a doctor - I get exposed to everything from whooping cough to conjunctivitis on a regular basis so it is totally believable. Just mention a coworker was just diagnosed with.... and they will drop you like a bad habit.

LOVE THE TICKERS! The more obscure the better. For instance these little gems have been rolling around in my head - lawn mowing, fingernail clipping, laundry, grocery store, gym workouts (my ticker would have to be set in 6 month increments for that one) just whatever you have in your week...

Wanna - You keep us updated on the daytime tv scene. I am sure there are some very entertaining shows out there... and maybe today you should try humming "You are the one that I want, you are the one I want, ooo who hooo" A sweet little ditty from Grease will keep your toes tapping and your blasts happy.

Her Whoredeness - Congratulations on the 500 plus posts. You are right on your way to becoming a Valued Contributor! For that we will through you the best virtual online party you have ever been too. Also thought you might want to try an Airborne with EmergenC cocktail. We are big fans of mixing them up with some juice over here and having them for breakfast. Well my husband is as he is a germ phobe and my son since he is now in school - I just ate a cupcake and am feeling great.

Meg - You need to join some other threads and just post "Way to Go!" or Thatta Girl! and you will quickly boost your posting stats. The time in between threads should be enough to do some massive postings. Thanks again for giving us the ticker push - it is just what we needed to sass up our place.
ps... I love the idea of inserting my name into songs and freaking my husband out with the whole third person chat... great idea! Did it all through American Idol last night.

[amy]

Computer problems girls... gotta reboot. barely saved that half of my last post... didn't forget about you others...

[vicky77]

Here goes my new Sisterhood Ticker!!!!!
Hey, what is my title then?, I have almost 600 posts.... , I am out of imagination at this moment.....maybe you guys can come up with something...

[wannababyIVF]

Wow, I hate daytime television. And why didn’t anyone tell me there were so many judge shows. This is ridiculous. I think I need a new profession. Maybe I can become a judge and get my own show. We already have divorce court, Christina's court, Judge Judy, Judge Hatchett, Judge Alex, Judge Mathis and I'm sure I left out a couple. Hmmm, now what type of judge could I be. I could be the judge that sentences the insensitive fertiles for things they have said or done to IVF'rs. Maybe have them walk around all day with a dildocam with a condom on it. Stick them with some needles? What do you guys think?

My puppy is walking around looking for something to get into. He's usually in his play pen all day until we get home. He has no idea what to do with this new found freedom. I would put him up here on the bed with me but he is desperate need of a bath. He just keeps going from my bathroom, to the closets, back to the bathroom. He just left the room. Guess he can sense that I'm talking about him. lol Once DH gets home he can get on the floor and play with him. That's his role. He’s the playmate. I'm the nurturer. I put him in my arms or in my lap and baby him.

Vicky—How old is Sanson?

Amy—Speaking of Greece (one of my all time favorites) have you watched that new reality show where the people try out of be a cast member for the play? I haven’t had a chance to catch it. I will add that song along with the other to my arsenal. DH is going to think I’m a loon walking around singing nothing but baby related songs. Hey, whatever works, right?  That’s a good idea about telling mother that I’ve come down with something. I’ll have to use that one.

Okay, I’ve gotta go increase my posts. I’m only in the 100’s. Can’t let the sisterhood down. Let me go barge in on a few posts with my two cents. lol

BRB….I just heard a noise downstairs. Pup is probably in my plants again. Argh, Darn furball!!!! But I love his little mischievous butt.

[vicky77]

Wanna...Sanson is 8 months old, he is a chocolate lab, my furry baby!!!!

[wannababyIVF]

Vicky--My furbaby is the same age! He was born in June. He's small and will probably stay that way. He's a maltese. He's my cuddly (but hairy) little boy.

[FionaA]

Crickey ladies you've been busy on the ticker thing while I've been away! i'm lovin them. How do I do a ticker? I might start a countdown to my next bikini wax or my next major tantrum, could combine the two I spose.

Amy well done on working through those cupcakes. I would like some please, I don't bake and I'm feeling left out.

Wanna glad to hear the ET went well. Wowsers you test quite early, you won't be much behind me. Hope u are enjoying day time TV, I'm not a big fan of judge TV. Reminds me of work and being shouted at by the judiciary, always so enjoyable particulalry if the court is packed out with onlookers.

Your Whoreness (Her Royal Whoreness or HRW for short??), love your ticker, couting down the days for your dental treatment. What are you having done? My secretary watched extreme makeover last night. We agree that the dentist on that show always goes over the top with the veneers and gives the poor unfortunates these massive blindingly white chompers. I trust that you are not going down that path?

Hey Patie good to hear from you, glad to hear your mum is still cooking for you, what could be better????

Mego nice work on amping up your posts. I'm also very competitive and try to beat people at most things even when I haven't got a hope. It's a bad trait which I won't probably do anything about.

Angie, what news of Dr D and his follie count? You must be romping towards EC???

Vicky hope you have calmed down about your mate. If it's any comfort we all hate her.

Mia????

I'm in a better mood today. Not sure why, am taking it as a bad sign. Have decided (against all of your advices) that I will do an HPT on Sunday morning and then again on Monday morning)...

Fee

[wannababyIVF]

Okay, Gray's Anatomy is freaking me out. Just thought I'd share. lol

Be back after it goes off.

[amy]

HRH - Go to www.tickerfactory.com and create one... then cut and paste the Bb format into your custom page under profile. Let us support you on the road to your next brazilian or armpit shave.
I will definitely send you some cupcakes also to save me from myself. I have had 3 so far today. I am actually seeing a fourth in my future. Now, I will support you on your HPT as long as you promise to not give up hope and start selling drugs via email if it is -ive. I have purchased many of those damn money sucking things in my lifetime and have only gotten ONE positive. We should all get together and create that one that they always advertise on First Response that detects the hormone immediately after conception... well I would like to tell them that there science better hurry up cause they have been advertising there breakthrough for years. False advertising. We could sue. We should sue. We could make a fortune. Then we can use that money for our start up and create our own HPT's but with a twist. Like instead of those damn lines make it a little nicer - like "not quite" or "almost champ!" I might be on to something here... You will be my copyright lawyer on this.. you heard it here first.

Angie - how are the eggs coming? Do you have your hair appointments and mani/pedi scheduled for the blessed event? You could put those on a ticker.

Vicky - I highly suggest going and TPing your "friends" house. It is highly therapeutic and not really all that illegal. You can also dust her lawn with flour and then stick some pads on her house. We used to do that one in high school all the time... and if I am really confessing all my sins, one time my friend put strawberry jam on all the pads... GROSS! But we laughed and went to eat pies at Bakers Square afterwards and we felt great.

Off to watch Survivor... be back in a bit!

A

ps... wannababy - who gets booted on American Idol??

[wannababyIVF]

Okay, I'm back. For you ladies, that are doctors....was this episode of Gray's Anatomy realistic? I didn't think so. But who am I? lol

Hi Fi--I was just thinking that. I dont have two weeks to wait. What's up with that? Not that I am complaining but what does that mean? My ER was last Friday. My test will be two days short of two weeks. Is the 2ww from the day of ER or ET? Fi---When was your transfer again? When is your beta? Whenever it is, I need a BFP from you. I need you to set the tone. No pressure though.

[wannababyIVF]

Amy--I only watched the first half of American Idol. DH kept changing the channel. But once Gray's Anatomy came on, I didn't change the channel at all. The Asian guy got kicked off and another girl. I can't think of her name or what she sang. She wasn't the great though. She didn't make an impression at all.

HA..We did the thing with the pads also. That's a riot. But we used a red marker on them and would stick them on people's backs while walking down the hall in school. lol Ahhhh, those were the days.