Off topic - BIG BROTHER!!

[Tracey S]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - got rid of the "Slick" man - I think not!
I am so pleased - Michelle yes entertainign of sorts but all the use of the "F" word with Jay cloth drove me mad and his sayings and that cocktail stick or whatever permanetly in his mouth............... Please let Jay go this week and Nadia - GONADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or Dan to win.

Must admit the cup of tea business was a let down Dan - Pleeeeese!

Shell brightened things up a bit with the C word - no sitting on the fence there and bunny boiler is starting to annoy me and now Stu - did anyone save Nadia's balls for him
Love
Tracey
xxx

[Dagny]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Victor the slicktor is history

Snizzle my Nizzle

I will mostly be spending my next week voting out the last of the JC's and the house will be feline free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was quite shocked actually that it wasn't Jay but his turn will come oh yes his turn will come

I just can't wait to see Jay's face when he finds out about Nadia. I mean Vics was a picture but he didn't like jam off her boobs but Jay did and he well spew - BRING IT ON mmmmmwwwwwaaahhhahahahaha!!

Michelle is such an irritatin bunny boiler and has to be next to leave.

As for the rest well I couldn't care Shell, Dan, Nadia or Stu - it's all the same to me.

Michelle in Scotland - Have you dried your tears yet?? Like you said BBLB will have the Slick man but he's probably be an arse on that as well! I am just pleased that Ahmed is off our screens for a while, uuuurrrgggg!

Love Dagny xkx

[Traci]

will miss it again tonight , Bummer I will have to catch up with it on the web

[Traci]

Reports are circulating that later today, the housemates will be welcoming a visitor in to their home.

This visitor will not stay for the duration of Big Brother, but will only stop by.

This is a twist that was incorporated in to Big Brother in Argentina before when footballer Diego Maradona stopped by to surprise the housemates during their dinner.

In Norway, Status Quo performed a mini-concert for the Norwegian housemates.

However, for the UK series - there is speculation that a well-known celebrity or possible ex-housemate could be dropping by for a few drinks with the housemates.

There are suggestions that Big Brother bosses may invite Emma back in the house, now that Victor has been evicted.

Emma was originally ejected from the house by BB producers because the production team felt Emma's re-entry could stir things up between her and Victor once again.

However, with Victor out of the house - it is possible that the producers, who have received pressure from fans who had campaigned for Emma's return after her unfair ejection, may invite Emma back for one night.

Stick with us for the latest!

[Dagny]

The housemates are doing their task now and they have to guess the celebrity by asking them 10 questions.

I say celebrities in the loosest sense of the word as you will see from the list below.

Dan - Jim Bowen and got it right
Jason - Paul Daniels and got it wrong
Michelle - Chas and Dave!! and got it wrong, well who wouldn't
Shell - Roger Moore and got it right
Nadia - Cheek girls and got it right
Stu - Roland Rat and got it wrong

Each HM was in the diary roomand the others on the sofa. All the celebs were in the diary room and the rest of the housemates could watch it on the plasma screen but couldn't shout out clues.

They have saved £3000

How funny is that task - celebrities ????

[Dagny]

I meant Patrick Moore not Roger Moore

Div!!!

[michelle_in_scotland]

I'm watching live just now and they are reading out a laminate about this weeks task.
BB has put them into pairs and they have to remain attached to each other by a wrist strap. From what i gather just now (kinda hard to understand coz Nadia is reading it out, lol) they are only allowed to remove the straps when they go to the loo or in the diary room and the other person has to wait in a designated waiting area til they have finished. They are not allowed to brush their own teeth or put on their own make-up, their partner has to do it for them. Adverts keeps on starting so keep on missing some more of the rules. But the pairs BB have chosen are

Jay & Michelle
Stu-pid & Shell
Nadia & Dan

Could be interesting

[michelle_in_scotland]

Here's the official rules of the task from the BB website

Weekly Task: The Chain Gang
Day 60, 15:45
Monday 26 July

In this week's task housemates will be chained to each other - from now, right through to Wednesday.

The housemates have been divided into pairs based on their weight. Following yesterday's weigh-in, Daniel and Nadia make up the heavyweight duo, Jason and Michelle the middleweights, and Stuart and Shell the lightweights.

One couple will be chained at the ankle, one at the waist and one at the wrists. The housemates will decide amongst themselves who will be joined where.

The pairs must remain chained at all times, apart from during visits to the Diary Room and when they go to the toilet.

The chained companions must sleep together.

In the mornings, they can then unlock themselves, shower and get dressed before putting their shackles back on.

Housemates are not allowed to brush their own teeth, apply their own makeup, moisturisers or sunscreen at any time - their partners must carry out these duties.

And that's not all.

Housemates can only smoke in a designated smoking area in the corner of the garden.

One pair must cook for the other housemates each day. No other housemates may help themselves to any food or drink during that day - they have to request snacks from the couple on kitchen duty.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner must be eaten at the kitchen table. And meal times are further hampered by the fact that they cannot feed or take a drink themselves - they must be fed by their partner.

The spa pool and baths are out of bounds during the task.

And apart from the trials of day-to-day life chained together, the housemates will be given other tasks to complete over the three days.

If they pass, next week's shopping budget will be doubled and they will receive an extra special personal privilege pass.

Come back soon for news on the housemates' reactions to the task...

Watching live and have noticed
Dan & Nadia are chained by their ankles
Shell & Stu-pid are chained by their waists
Jay & Michelle are chained by their wrists

[Traci]

What a fantastic task , ooooo I bet Michelle is gelous hee hee sorry but I think its funny especially as she gets gelous over him making bread with Shell not alon sleeping with him !!!! HHHAAAAA

How funny best news I have heard all day


Trace x

[sue.m]

OMG she'll be climbing the walls!!!

It will prabably kick off worse than when Emma and Victor had their scrap. Be afraid Stu....be very afraid!!

Sue.x

[Dagny]

Looks like the dozy housemates have already failed as they keep applying lip gloss to themselves when it should be their partner doing it. I expect BB will let them off but they are so dumb.

Can you imagin Jason doing Michelle's make-up??????

Anyone see Vic on BBLB?? I have to say he was quite funny

Love Dagny xkx

[Traci]

Yes I saw him . I think he will get into presenting on tv he was funny !!!!

You ok chicken????

Did you get my video?


Trace x

[Dagny]

Oooohhh yes Traci I did get your video. I wish I could do that as well, what a laugh, maybe one day when I have nagged David enough

I am so SICK of Michelle now. Her fawning over Stu has grated on me long enough and she has to go! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She really bugged me by accusing Shell of taking him away all the time. I wish Shell would just tell her to f**k off and grow up I think even Nadia has realised being with her is boring and she spends more time with Shell and Dan.

I felt quite sorry for Nadia when there were people shouting stuff over the wall about her being a man. I hope no one REALLY heard it.

The other day they were all having an intelligent discussion about MMR jabs and Michelle sat there saying nothing (obviously because she doesn't know what they were talking about) and butted in about her pink boots and did anyone like them or something. The discussion was over and Michelle wobbled on about boots!!!! I ask you, she's crap and has nothing interesting to say.

Ooohh I am finding it all a bit boring at the moment. I wish they'd give them some alcohol and get them to have topical discussions.

Michelle out tomorrow!!! Let Stu have a week of peace!

Love Dagny xkx

[Dolly]

Hi

I agree with Dagny, PLEASE vote Michelle out. Give that poor bloke a break. How can anyone be so jealous and sulky.... she kept giving Shell the evil eye the whole time during that last task.

I felt sorry for Nadia yesterday. Poor thing - she really took it badly.

Dan to win!

Dolly

[Dagny]

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