Hi girls.
I've not been around much the last week or so. Not having a nice time really- but things are getting better.
I heard this one last night. I was told it as a 'true' story, but I'm not sure it is....
James is a very promising medical student. He is doing research into an extremely specialised area, so travels to Scotland to meet Professor Davies a very eminent professor in the field.
When he arrives he is taken into a room by one of the lecturers who says "Now Professor Davies is a lovely man and extremely knowledgeable"
"Which is why I've come all this way to see him" says James.
"Erm... yes" says the lecturer. "But there's one thing I must warn you about. He has an extremely large nose. I'm just warning you so you don't stare at it or mention it. He's very conscious of it"
"Righto" says James and goes along the corridor to Professor Davies' room thinking all the way "Don't mention the nose, don't mention the nose."
He knocks on the Professor's door.
"Come in" comes the reply.
"Hello Professor Nose I'm here about......"
