JOKES and POSITIVE THOUGHTS

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Post by Jeni Babes »

Cla- I GOT THE SAME SAYING. Above it was a pic of a baby done up like an angel. She said she was my Guardian Angel!!! Image

ohh- spooky Image we are in that mind link thingy again. When we hear the same jokes and have same e-mails........

I will try and keep tuesday free...Unless i am in ET!!!! :) And if Smita is okay with it we'll go ahead what time ? 1.45pm???? for Smita that's plus 5.5hrs. is 7.15pm???

hope i can get it free....

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jen
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Post by Smita »

jeni,
Hate to be party pooper, but if you are in ET, or if its within a day or 2 after ET, I would not want you to be near the computer- ok?
I would want you to be putting your feet up and ordering DF around like a princess..
I was told 2-3 days rest after ET is very good for helping the body to relax and thus help embies settle in..
we'll decide on chat when you tell us whats happening with you- and when you're going crazy on your 2ww!

Lynne,
you put a different perspective on things!! Elvis :shock: poor guy..
I hope you had a not so busy day!

Cla,
you and I can chat whenever- upto 5pm UK time is great with me.. shall we try coming week somtime?


hugs,

smita
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Post by Jeni Babes »

good point Smita.........never thought about that. :shock:
Thank you wise one with bump...

Like your Christmas Smilies.

LOVe to you all catch ya over the weekend

Jen
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Post by Cla »

Hi Guys!
Good advise re: no computer for you Jen!!! Smita - I've posted on the chatroom thread to see if anyone else wants to join us!
Lynne - how's it going?!!
Right better think of a joke before I leave............ (problem is I know very few cleanish jokes - hang around with the lads too long!!). Will have to rely on my trusted packet of wotsit jokes!!

So, why didn't the skeleton go into the boxing ring?
Cos he didn't have any guts!!!!
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Post by Jeni Babes »

Cla that's a good one Image

Love jen
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Post by Smita »

Cla,
I dont mind hearing the non-clean jokes here if no one else does!! :D

smita
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4 failed IUI's
1st ICSI +ve 17/6/05:)
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Post by NickiMark »

I dont mind, any jokes welcome. Make me smile, keep my pma up!!!

tummy cramps r worrying me slightly.. need pma x xx
TTC 6yrs......Have jumped off the rollercoaster for now, too many BFN's and too much heartache, to keep going....Moving on to fulfil other dreams!!!
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Post by Smita »

Nicki,
Sending you truck loads of positive thoughts!
Its all good, dont worry..

smita
me-32, dh 40
ttc 4+ years
4 failed IUI's
1st ICSI +ve 17/6/05:)
Baby girl Dhruvaa born on 14/02/06
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Post by AMck »

Nicky sending you PMA along with this rather poor joke from DH

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

Because he was too far out ....tee hee

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Bye for now

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Post by lynne »

Hi girls.
I've not been around much the last week or so. Not having a nice time really- but things are getting better.
I heard this one last night. I was told it as a 'true' story, but I'm not sure it is....

James is a very promising medical student. He is doing research into an extremely specialised area, so travels to Scotland to meet Professor Davies a very eminent professor in the field.
When he arrives he is taken into a room by one of the lecturers who says "Now Professor Davies is a lovely man and extremely knowledgeable"
"Which is why I've come all this way to see him" says James.
"Erm... yes" says the lecturer. "But there's one thing I must warn you about. He has an extremely large nose. I'm just warning you so you don't stare at it or mention it. He's very conscious of it"
"Righto" says James and goes along the corridor to Professor Davies' room thinking all the way "Don't mention the nose, don't mention the nose."
He knocks on the Professor's door.
"Come in" comes the reply.

"Hello Professor Nose I'm here about......" Image
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Post by Jeni Babes »

:lol:
hey girl
good to hear from you lynne!
where yhave you been hiding? if you want to off load pm me !!!

Missed you
jen
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Post by lynne »

Thanks Jen.
I have been tucked away feeling sorry for myself. But am back on track now! I see you are getting closer and closer to that test date. How's it going?
I bought a sparkly top and gold shoes today for my next concert- it always makes you feel better don't you think? Though I do feel a bit like a pensioner in gold shoes. I never thought I'd see the day!
This little whitticism made me chuckle today. It's not very politically correct though.
"Dyslexics of the world untie."
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Also this afternoon I went into a jewellers to look for a present and on a couple of the pieces the shop owner had proudly put 'man made'. And there was I thinking it had been made by Martians! Image
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Post by souris »

hello girls,
just popping in to have a laugh.. (no no, i still dont have any jokes... :oops: )

Smita? how is the bump going??
Jeni, hope you are doing alright and keep your mind busy! Not long now!!
Nicki, tomorrow!!! Good luck, i cant say it enough...
Cla! Please we want to hear those dirty jokes!!
Lynne, happy you're feeling better!!

Take care!!
souris
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09/ 06 ICSI. BFP!!! M/C at 12 weeks.04/07 ? ICSI -tive
04/08 ICSI BFP!!! M/C at 12 weeks
Feb 09 6th ICSI has started! neg
June 09 7th ICSI. Please make it happen!!
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Post by Jeni Babes »

hi girls good to hear from you all....i deffo need some PMA and laughs today. I still feel as sick as a dog....


on the dyslexic joke... ha ha!!!! I loved it Lynne...
i also have this one.........


A dyslexic drug pusher walks into the toliet and says to the guy next to him....

' DO YA WANT ANY F's.....'


do you get it?

jen
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Post by Smita »

Jeni,
Got your pm, will reply later- just want to tell you that all sounds good for you..
Me and bump are fine souris, thank you for asking.
Keep smiling everyone..Theres only better things in store.

smita
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4 failed IUI's
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Baby girl Dhruvaa born on 14/02/06
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