You strip from the waist down and sit in the dentist chair.
The restaurants "todays specials" are no longer special - you've had them so many times!
You get invited to the hospital staff Private Christmas party.
You start to believe you really do have an Auntie called Flo.
tee hee hee. Thankfully these are all made up but I have been doing it too bloody long !!! Keep up the funnies x
Still trying x
me 34 , dh 36.
ttc nearly 9 years
6 failed ivf ( 4 fresh, 2 frozen, 3 with egg share)
me - tubal damage
Had tubes removed Dec 06
7th attempt start April 07
Love this thread. Have been lol as I read from the start. So many of them apply. Cannot imagine anymore how other people don't know about AF, dh and all the other terms we use on here!
You know you've been at this too long when...
.........your friend says she had a blast and you say at which clinic
...........you do your trigger shot in a public place with friends and don't even bother going to the loo/bathroom
.............you plan all your holiday entitlement to cover all of your cycles for the year
.......you have EC at one clinic in the morning & head to new clinic for consultation in the afternoon for next cycle (looking to do this at end of the month!!!)
............you have read all the ivf books that amazon keeps recommending for you
....... when you advise the sonographer the position of your womb and ovaries - so that they do not have to 'dig' as much!
I had a trainee sonographer (which i don't mind as everyone has to learn) scanning me the other week and he could not find my womb (its quite far back and tilted) so i had to tell him, and the senior sonographer actually said - if in doubt as an IVF patient as they know more about their own anatomy than the doctors! LOL
1st IVF Nov 05 -ve
FET March 05 -ve
FET July 05 -ve,
2nd IVF cycle May 06 - cancelled due to OHSS
3rd IVF cycle September 06 - 20 frosties
FET January 2007 -ve
FET March 2007 -ve
FET May 2007 -ve
FET July 2007 -ve
FET September 2007??
When your sat nav asks if you want to go to the clinic again today.
When they name the new clinic waiting room after you and ask you to help choose the colours.
When you get the reserved parking and the consultant has to pay and display.
When the consultatants family write and thank you for paying for their once in a lifetime round the world cruise.
Still trying x
me 34 , dh 36.
ttc nearly 9 years
6 failed ivf ( 4 fresh, 2 frozen, 3 with egg share)
me - tubal damage
Had tubes removed Dec 06
7th attempt start April 07