The Sisterhood of the Blue Stilettos

wannababyIVF · Post by **wannababyIVF** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:53 am

HA...Amy, I love your ticker. Dont change it. It's cute.

Tell DH that Simon is going to tell the rest of the contestants to book their plane tickets after he hears one of the contestants sing.

Not going to tell you which one because I dont want to give it away. lol

amy · Post by **amy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:00 am

Here is another ticker...

You have to tell me who so I can casually mention something eerily similar right before Simon does!

amy · Post by **amy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:01 am

ps... I picked this one because that thing looks like a uterus.

sassynlv · Post by **sassynlv** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:21 am

Wanna: glad to hear from you. Fab on the ET! Yep, i get confused with the embryo grading... i think there are lots of different scales... But 2 of the best quality??? way to go, girl! So wait... you test on the 29th?

Amy: LOVE the cupcake idea (of course, coming from the "twinkie queen".. yep, only 2 left

). Ok, amy, you have inspired me. Don't know for sure what i will do for a ticker... hmmm. maybe something random like my next allergy shots, massage, or appt w/tax accountant.

Fee: yep, "flicking" the syringes to get bubbles out is very "in" this year

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So niece is finally "out of the woods" and was moved out of NICU this am (yeah!!!!) although i expect she will still be in the hospital for a few more days. dh is also improving. Now if i can only manage to avoid getting the RSV from niece, pneumonia from dh, and stomach flu from the rest of the family...

Now for the really important stuff

. American idol.. liked a few of the guys last night, but they didn't blow me away. I like the blake guy, and the guy who went last. The girls are just starting in 15 minutes.

So, i have spent some time lately collecting funny quotes... like the one about the sparkles... so i will be adding them to my posts for the next little while. Some are IF related, some aren't. Some maybe aren't as funny as they are pitiful. Just a diversion... Please feel free to join in..

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Why does it take 50 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't ask for directions either!

Two sperm were swimming through a woman's body.
The first said, "Whew. I'm getting tired. Just how far is it to the uterus?"
"The uterus?" the second laughed. "We're not even past the esophagus yet!"

sassynlv · Post by **sassynlv** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:25 am

oooo guys... missed the last several posts looking for funny ivf quotes on the internet before posting. So amy... great minds think alike w/ the whole tax accountant thing. Ha!!! Ah, maybe i will go with my haircut... or massage... or when my pool will be cleaned next

amy · Post by **amy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:36 am

We are just about to start watching Idol and I am faking a potty break to see who the great girl is?? Anyone, anyone, bueller, bueller...

meg12 · Post by **meg12** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:36 am

Amy--It does look like a uterus! (PS--You are a riot!!!!!)

amy · Post by **amy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:36 am

ps...

Sass - I love the idea of having the obscure ticker. that is what set the sisterhood apart from the rest.

sassynlv · Post by **sassynlv** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:40 am

oooo girls, just had to post again.... look, i just got over 500 posts!! being a post-whore apparently does pay off!!! SOOOO, to celebrate... a twinkie!!!

Amy: btw.. i also approve of your uterus-appearing ticker. Very symbolic in a subtle, off-kilter sisterhood sort of a way

sassynlv · Post by **sassynlv** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:02 am

ok, phewww. I found it... perfect. Now, it took some serious signature downsizing to fit both quote AND ticker in... but this is a SERIOUSLY important event... definitely required a ticker. I mean.. priorities

meg12 · Post by **meg12** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:39 am

Congrats, Sassy on the coveted 500 posts. You really should get some sort of award, or something for your posting "whoreness" as you call it (actually, am pretty sure I just made that word up...but kind of like it.) I'm going to start posting just one word posts so I can catch up to you! (I'm very, very competitive!)

meg12 · Post by **meg12** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:40 am

meg12 · Post by **meg12** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:40 am

meg12 · Post by **meg12** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:41 am

this!

meg12 · Post by **meg12** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:42 am

Okay, that's not going to work. The computer kept yelling at me that I couldn't post so soon after my last post. Geez, I guess I'll just have to let Sassy be the only whore on here

By the by, love the tickers so far. And, yes, dental cleaning is very important.

The Sisterhood of the Blue Stilettos

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