Too make you laugh!! We need to sometimes
Too make you laugh!! We need to sometimes
Subject: The Little Fly<br>Once upon a time, there was a happy little fly buzzing<br>around a barn when she happened upon a large pile of<br>fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her<br>last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew<br>down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig<br>out.<br><br> She ate and ate...and then...she ate some more!!!<br>Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her<br>face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times,<br>then attempted to fly away.<br><br> But alas...she had eaten far too much and could not<br>get off the ground.Wondering what to do about this<br>unpleasant situation, she looked around and spotted a<br>pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.<br><br> She'd found a solution!! She realized if she could<br>just climb up that handle and jump off to become<br>airborne she'd be able to fly again.<br><br> So, she painstakingly climbed to the top of the<br>handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her<br>tiny wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She<br>dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor.<br><br>Dead Fly.<br><br> What is the moral of this sad story?<br><br> "Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit !!."<br><br><br>