Joke to lighten the mood xx

[Leanne]

Hope this gives you a giggle?
>
> I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.
>> >
>> > Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
>> > me
>> > that
>> > I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
>> > packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
> 8:45am.
>> >
>> > The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
> to
>> > spare.
>> > As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
>> > when
>> > making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
>> > full
>> > effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
>> > that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
>> > 'that
>> > area'
>> > to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
>> > clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
>> > appointment.
>> >
>> > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>> >
>> > Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
>> > looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
>> > Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
>> > surprised
>> > when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
>> > haven't we?"
>> > I didn't respond.
>> >
>> > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
>> > rest
>> > of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
>> >
>> > After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
>> > from the bathroom,.
>> >
>> > "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
>> >
>> > I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>> >
>> > She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
>> > my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

[DolceVita]

That was great Leanne!!!!!!!!

[Smita]

thanks for sharing..
there was a jokes and positive thoughts thread- must've slipped into the previous pages..

cheers,
smita

[CarolynB]

Must try that next time

Thanks
Carolyn xxxx

[AuntyPebbles]

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

[NickiMark]

Leanne, thats a good 'un x x

[AuntyPebbles]

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the
paper
read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can
bring
you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be
yourself
and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be
a lot happier and live longer!

Have a wonderful day!

[DolceVita]

Debz!!!!!!!!!!!


That was hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smita]

thank u for that funny one!!

[jomae]

Hi ladies,
Here's one i think you'll like this was printed in our IVF Newsletter

THE BURNED OUT GYNECOLOGIST

A Gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become an auto mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved , signed up for evening classes , attended diligently and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was suprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungratful for such an outstanding result but i wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"


The instructor said, "During the exam you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say,

"I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler."



I hope it gave you all a laugh
--- Jomae ---