Oh ladies, at least you are all giving me some light humour in the catastrophe that has become my life in the past week of 7 HPT's (Yes 7!)
I am officially over it now. I got a BFN every time. Even this morn. AF due tomorrow, or could be Mon or Tues, with beta on Wed. I aint holdin out much hope now Aunty!! That faint "shadow" that I thought I saw turns up on the strip tests, which is obviously just an evaporation 'shadow' as it hasn't gotten any darker at all. Oh how I've stared and stared at that line. I have a whole heap of HPTs lined up in my bathroom and I inspect each & every one of them every hour

I had another wine last night as I figured why torment myself any longer!
No twinges here..nuttin but I did have a couple early on in the piece. Massive sore BBs and veiny nipples is all I have to report and a temp this morn of 36.89, but that's prob all coz of the prog bulletts.
AUNTY - YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a saviour on these forums. How I would love to meet you all in person. Maybe we should put together a world wide IVF/infertilty convention! If only I get to post that OMG message. Not this time, but maybe in a month or two ey. I'm not givin up yet.
Well I'm off to sing the national anthem at the 'BRIDE TO BE' races. Stinkin hot day here and gotta try and pour these boobs into a nice frock :-/
Bring on some good news ladies and keep feelin those BBs & itchin those itches and inspectin those nipples and studying the toliet tissue and driving our DH's crazy. Mine is convinced I have an internet lover. I told him I do...there's just too many of them though to say...!!
Lots luv
Crazy Dex