Hey girls.... this is going to be an epic post... go grab some popcorn and make sure you have peed....
Angie: Happy f*ckin Bday! (that would be sister-style

). I suppose i am a day late.... but don't they say it is the thought that counts???! Now, i am REALLY late congratting you on your ET. That is fab... AND 3 frosties! Hopefully that will have been your last EC, and you can end up with 6

kids out of all this

. I am SO glad that your events are over. What horrid timing! Are you chucking a sickie to recover (oooo, i TOTALLY get points for my use of an aussieism, no?

)
Oooo, wanted to mention the possum fir.... we were in NZ a few years ago and rented a campervan w/ my bro and my bf. We tooled around for 3 wks... it rocked... but that is beside the point. ANYWAY, it made me laugh when you mentioned possums are pests there. People kept telling us how much they hated possums and all the problems they caused. SO.... bro took it upon himself to personally make a dent in the NZ possum population. He hit and killed 7 while there

. In fact, 2 in one night!!! We considered writing to the govt.... doesn't that deserve a free ticket back?... i mean h*ll, he is one-man possum killin' machine
Coco: I will follow you guys anywhere, so if it is to a censor-free world.. sign me up. D*mn, now wish i had copied that post! Well, losing our house definitely is a set back.... but us sisters have been over larger hurdles than that... so powerball it is. I mean, really... 190 million compared to a measly (although gorgeous!) house... for that we can buy a whole mtn and each have our OWN sisterhood house (of course, complete with secret passages, underground tunnels --esp for our underground potato

-- , and intercoms connecting all said mansions!)
Vicky: love, love , love your shoe ticker! Now, as for what to do to the community which so rudely refused dear Sanson... tp'ing is good. But if my mind serves me right (which it only chooses to lately), i believe there was some discussion re: maxi-pads being placed on homes (help me out here, sisters)... that it would be the "sisterhood was here' sign. I'd say VERY appropriate in this case!
Wanna: when is your next us? I "wanna" update. Oh h*ll that was such a bad pun!
Patie: Glad you got the fitting done. D*mn those skinny, gorgeous models (no, really, no hint of jealousy here

) I'm thinking a wk lying on the beach in Dubai could do me a lot of good.... ooooo, and a trip to the spice market.... ahhhhh
Amy: dh had one semen sample (early on, before IVF) that showed very decreased count (the subsequent one was better), and his morphology has always been in the toilet... but this is the first time they have had such a problem finding healthy ones for ICSI... i mean come on... they had trouble finding 11? Oh, we are screwed. I was wondering the same thing yest (of course, after hung up w/RE)... maybe he can give a few samples prior to next ER...
You are amazing.. you remind me of that commercial for Home Depot or Lowe's where the single mother completely renovates their house all by herself. You are very handy. Me? Yep, if i clean out the drain in my shower, i feel i deserve a tool belt and a flannel shirt

. So Vegas this wkend? ***vegas baby*** Hmmmmm. We've got weddings in the evening... but maybe a rendezvous at cheesecake factory in the mall... three birds with one stone... feed my face with high-calorie, low-substance food, met the AG, AND retail therapy all in one fell swoop. If you will be around there... we can exchage cell #s...
Can't say i didn't warn you this would be epic...
Mel: ooooo, cookie dough pie... you are killin' me! Sounds marvy---- congrats on the honor! If you distribute the recipe... count me in! You have inspired me... i do believe i will be picking up another Chocolate Satin pie tonight... yep. It is no longer on sale... but WTH, i'm splurging! As for Mama Mia--- I love it! The plot is nothing... but it is SO fun to hear all the ABBA songs being sung.
Meg: Sorry you are still feeling crappy. I was with you... thought once you hit the 2nd trimester you would suddenly feel fab.. maybe that starts next wk???

As i write this... i still find it hard to believe.... SECOND trimester. I mean... i know people get preg actually having sex... but it just all seems so amazing! I am REALLY hoping that you get to get naked in MD's office (i guess that would be an OB? OH, maybe you won't get to "undress from the waist down" anymore

). I can imagine you may be having significant w/d symptoms... let's see. Are you having any BARELY controllable urge to undress from the waist down, irregardless of your environment? I am concerned.

. Now, i am glad to hear that you have been playing w/your dh wii. I'm sure he has been enjoying it as well. (D*mn, i really am ghetto!). On a more serious note.... it is totally fun, no? We just got Dance, Dance Revolution for the x-box and until my ovaries grew to grapefruits, we were doing that together each night. Tons of fun.
Fee: Hey, don't you have some "outback" in your backyard somewhere over by you? So i can come visit and go on a "walkabout " (see, i watched my Crocodile Dundee

). Not that i would last and hour out there... but it would be fun to try! Rumor is that those nasty animals run in stark fear at the site of a blue stiletto (as well they should!), so i will come armed and it will be all good. Maybe you could give me a ride on your bike???
Shantala: in case you check back here... you're a doll... only a few days left for you??? Will check in on Dec/Jan.
All right... so here is my balderdash for the day...
Dragged my bloated and painful abd down to dh office after they finished picking a jury around dinner time last night. Was just going to go down for a few hours as i felt like i had an alien being beating its way out of my abdomen... apparently i am too arrogant to think they could actually get all the prep done without me. Well, apparently my arrogance is justified

. I was there w/dh until 4:30 am. Sent the rest of the staff home around 1am. So much for that sushi i was craving last night

. But, on the positive side, had 3 diet Pepsis! HAD to finish a few things for testimony today, and this is such an important trial... it really needed to be perfect. Home at 5am, up at 6:30am to run off to work. Luckily, dh was able to get 3 hrs so he is more fresh for the trial today. Actually, it worked out pretty well, didn't have much time to stew in my self-pity. I only "work" (as you can tell, i have been working like a banshee... on this post!) this am, then i will be going over to watch court this pm.. then i am hoping for an early night!!!
Now, dh said last night if this verdict hits big... maybe a trip around the world???? (he was just trying to make me feel better

) That would be a SISTERHOOD trip... So let's see.. Nebraska, the east coast (oooo, rocky shore... my favorite!), Dubai, OZ, England and DC. Oh, and maybe the underground potato would even let us visit. That would be quite the tour!
Last night i was starting to get frustrated about 1am... wanted to go home and sleep, still felt cr*ppy from ER, etc. Whenever i thought about the idea that i could take next month off... it just seemed to make everything ok, like it took a lot of pressure off. So i am thinking that is what i need. I have yet to miss a cycle through my FC since i started in Sept. 4 fresh and 1 FET in a little over 6 months. This is the first time i have seriously considered skipping a month. Still going to let it slosh around for a day or two... but i am already starting a mental list of things i can do if i don't cycle next month... just seems like in all areas... emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually, some time may be reinvigorating for me. OOOO, but then what the h*ll will i blame my moodiness and bad memory on if not the hormones???
Last but most f*ckin' definitely not least... you guys are the best. I know my post was a bit snarkey yest, but thanks to all of you for seeing through that. I seriously don't know what I would do without you all.
Love to each of you...
THE END