First, real quick...
Patie... I got your info and will add you on facebook once I get back in town so I can see your pictures!
Hmmm... what could I do to entertain Mego while she is in the sweat shop working her nails down to nubbins on the weekend? Hmmmm. No tap dancing, or cheerleading as you wouldn't be able to see me through the computer (although, I can tell you, I was a d*mn good cheerleader

). And nope, not in a snarkey mood, so no good rants. So this will have to do...
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BLONDE COOKBOOK!
>
> MONDAY
> It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel
> food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
> The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
> extra bowls.
>
> TUESDAY
> Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe
> said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What
> a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for
> supper.
>
> WEDNESDAY
> A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
> before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but
> I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the
> rice any.
>
> THURSDAY
> Today Bill asked for salad again. I tried a new
> recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of
> lettuce one hour before serving. Bill asked me why
> I was rolling around in the garden.
>
> FRIDAY
> I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the
> ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must
> have been something wrong with this recipe. When
> I got back, everything was the same as when I left! .
>
> SATURDAY
> Bill did the shopping today and brought home a
> chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
> For some reason Bill keeps counting to ten.
>
> SUNDAY
> Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
> roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a
> flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and
> set the controls for roast. It still came out
> hamburger, much to my disappointment.
>
> GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very
> exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so
> I can try out a new recipe on Bill. If I can talk Bill
> into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise
> him with chocolate moose.
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Off to the wilds (and crowds) of Yosemite...