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ogr1
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Post by ogr1 »

Once upon a time there was ...
big old oak tree

crept up behind her and shouted BOO!

'COngratulations' said the oak tree. You have won a ........
Holiday to Spain. The fairy god mother replied with ....
DO I FLY OR DRIVE?...........
oh lets drive or should we ride in a buggy with a horse pulling us?
"I think we ought to drive. I am pretty tall and I can hang out the window" said the mighty oak. So they packed their luggage and ...................
off they went, but they were only half way there when...........
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ....................
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ....................
Shop to get some.....
paper bags and boiled sweets.

Back in the car they turned onto the road and

GINGER COOKIES, LEMON TEA AND SOME SUN CREAM
and bumped into a ............

Doctor Who's Tardis, and .....

JUMPED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND.............
Brian McFadden doing a...........

Tango with Kylie Minogue.

After seeing Brian and kylie in the tardis they decided to jump
out and get driving to Spain, but.....

when they turned around to get into the car, they found themselves walking down the steps towards Notre Dame Cathedral


The oak tree looked at the fairy godmother and
said, how did this happen?


you only see what you wish for, try spinning round 3 times and shouting out the name of where you want to go. A word to the wise though, you must ....
not sneeze or else it wont happen. So the Oak tree spun round 3 times, upon the third spin he......

shouted out ...

" Paradise Beach "
He landed with a bump in the middle of the beach in Spain. "wow, that saved some petrol, why didn't you give me that choice of travel earlier?"

As he looked around his new surroundings he saw......
naked men and women lounging on the beach...
( sorry )lol

The oak tree asked a man who had the biggest............................................................................................................................................................Sandcastle where the nearest restaurant was?
we werent blessed with our babies to raise here but we our blessed with our grandaughter
and all of our many adopted and foster children that touch our lives
and i am glad to add that our 6th grandchild will be born this spring!!!!
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ogr1
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Post by ogr1 »

Once upon a time there was ...
big old oak tree

crept up behind her and shouted BOO!

'COngratulations' said the oak tree. You have won a ........
Holiday to Spain. The fairy god mother replied with ....
DO I FLY OR DRIVE?...........
oh lets drive or should we ride in a buggy with a horse pulling us?
"I think we ought to drive. I am pretty tall and I can hang out the window" said the mighty oak. So they packed their luggage and ...................
off they went, but they were only half way there when...........
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ....................
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ....................
Shop to get some.....
paper bags and boiled sweets.

Back in the car they turned onto the road and

GINGER COOKIES, LEMON TEA AND SOME SUN CREAM
and bumped into a ............

Doctor Who's Tardis, and .....

JUMPED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND.............
Brian McFadden doing a...........

Tango with Kylie Minogue.

After seeing Brian and kylie in the tardis they decided to jump
out and get driving to Spain, but.....

when they turned around to get into the car, they found themselves walking down the steps towards Notre Dame Cathedral


The oak tree looked at the fairy godmother and
said, how did this happen?


you only see what you wish for, try spinning
round 3 times and shouting out the name
of where you want to go. A word to the wise though,
you must ....
not sneeze or else it wont happen.
So the Oak tree spun round 3 times,
upon the third spin he......

shouted out ...

" Paradise Beach "
He landed with a bump in the middle of the beach in Spain.
"wow, that saved some petrol,
why didn't you give me that choice of travel earlier?"

As he looked around his new surroundings he saw......
naked men and women lounging on the beach...
( sorry )lol

The oak tree asked a man who had the biggest...................................................................
......................................................................
...................Sandcastle where the nearest restaurant was?
we werent blessed with our babies to raise here but we our blessed with our grandaughter
and all of our many adopted and foster children that touch our lives
and i am glad to add that our 6th grandchild will be born this spring!!!!
ogr1
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Post by ogr1 »

Once upon a time there was ...
big old oak tree

crept up behind her and shouted BOO!

'COngratulations' said the oak tree. You have won a ...
Holiday to Spain. The fairy god mother replied with ....
DO I FLY OR DRIVE?...........
oh lets drive or should we ride in
a buggy with a horse pulling us?
"I think we ought to drive.
I am pretty tall and I can hang out the window
" said the mighty oak. So they packed their luggage and ....
off they went, but they were only half way there when...
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ......
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ...
Shop to get some.....
paper bags and boiled sweets.

Back in the car they turned onto the road and

GINGER COOKIES, LEMON TEA
AND SOME SUN CREAM
and bumped into a ............

Doctor Who's Tardis, and .....

JUMPED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND.............
Brian McFadden doing a...........

Tango with Kylie Minogue.

After seeing Brian and kylie in the tardis
they decided to jump
out and get driving to Spain, but.....

when they turned around to get into the car,
they found themselves walking down
the steps towards Notre Dame Cathedral


The oak tree looked at the fairy godmother and
said, how did this happen?


you only see what you wish for, try spinning
round 3 times and shouting out the name
of where you want to go. A word to the wise though,
you must ....
not sneeze or else it wont happen.
So the Oak tree spun round 3 times,
upon the third spin he......

shouted out ...

" Paradise Beach "
He landed with a bump in the middle
of the beach in Spain.
"wow, that saved some petrol,
why didn't you give me that choice
of travel earlier?"

As he looked around his new surroundings
he saw......
naked men and women lounging on the beach...
( sorry )lol

The oak tree asked a man who had the biggest...................................................................

......................................................................
...................Sandcastle where the nearest restaurant was?
we werent blessed with our babies to raise here but we our blessed with our grandaughter
and all of our many adopted and foster children that touch our lives
and i am glad to add that our 6th grandchild will be born this spring!!!!
ogr1
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Posts: 4301
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:11 pm

Post by ogr1 »

Once upon a time there was ...
big old oak tree

crept up behind her and shouted BOO!

'COngratulations' said the oak tree. You have won a ...
Holiday to Spain. The fairy god mother replied with ....
DO I FLY OR DRIVE?...........
oh lets drive or should we ride in
a buggy with a horse pulling us?
"I think we ought to drive.
I am pretty tall and I can hang out the window
" said the mighty oak. So they packed their luggage and ....
off they went, but they were only half way there when...
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ......
THE FAIRY GOT SICK SO THEY STOPPED AT A ...
Shop to get some.....
paper bags and boiled sweets.

Back in the car they turned onto the road and

GINGER COOKIES, LEMON TEA
AND SOME SUN CREAM
and bumped into a ............

Doctor Who's Tardis, and .....

JUMPED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND.............
Brian McFadden doing a...........

Tango with Kylie Minogue.

After seeing Brian and kylie in the tardis
they decided to jump
out and get driving to Spain, but.....

when they turned around to get into the car,
they found themselves walking down
the steps towards Notre Dame Cathedral


The oak tree looked at the fairy godmother and
said, how did this happen?


you only see what you wish for, try spinning
round 3 times and shouting out the name
of where you want to go. A word to the wise though,
you must ....
not sneeze or else it wont happen.
So the Oak tree spun round 3 times,
upon the third spin he......

shouted out ...

" Paradise Beach "
He landed with a bump in the middle
of the beach in Spain.
"wow, that saved some petrol,
why didn't you give me that choice
of travel earlier?"

As he looked around his new surroundings
he saw......
naked men and women lounging on the beach...
( sorry )lol

The oak tree asked a man who had the biggest...................................................................

......................................................................
...................Sandcastle where the nearest restaurant was?
we werent blessed with our babies to raise here but we our blessed with our grandaughter
and all of our many adopted and foster children that touch our lives
and i am glad to add that our 6th grandchild will be born this spring!!!!
ogr1
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Post by ogr1 »

it is over the hills and threw the woods but,
we werent blessed with our babies to raise here but we our blessed with our grandaughter
and all of our many adopted and foster children that touch our lives
and i am glad to add that our 6th grandchild will be born this spring!!!!
CJB
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Location: North East England

Post by CJB »

its closed on Thursdays so ...
DH & I both 33
Male & Female factors
1st ICSI May 05 -ve
LittleP
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Post by LittleP »

you will have to think of something else to do. The Oak Tree put his branch to his head and started thinking ....
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loopylou57uk
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Post by loopylou57uk »

THEN SUDDENLY HE REMEMBERED..........

HE HAD LEFT HIS SMALL TREE SON AND DAUGHTER PLAYING IN THE GARDEN WITH THE SHRUBS FROM NEXT DOOR,
1st- ivf chem preg
2nd-ivf pos but e/mc
3rd-ivf pos but e/mc
4th -ivf- neg
LittleP
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Post by LittleP »

So he started walking towards the next door house, when ....
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loopylou57uk
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Post by loopylou57uk »

HE SAW THE NEIGHBOUR WATERING HIS SMALL TREE SON AND DAUGHTER,
REALISING NONE OF THEM COUD SWIM HE..........................
1st- ivf chem preg
2nd-ivf pos but e/mc
3rd-ivf pos but e/mc
4th -ivf- neg
NickiMark
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Post by NickiMark »

Picked up his mobile phone and called......
TTC 6yrs......Have jumped off the rollercoaster for now, too many BFN's and too much heartache, to keep going....Moving on to fulfil other dreams!!!
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Post by LittleP »

Charlie Dimmock and asked her ...
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loopylou57uk
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Post by loopylou57uk »

WHY SHE DOES NOT WEAR A BRA???????????????????????
1st- ivf chem preg
2nd-ivf pos but e/mc
3rd-ivf pos but e/mc
4th -ivf- neg
NickiMark
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Post by NickiMark »

She replied with..... thats a personal question...i rather not answer. What can i do for you?
TTC 6yrs......Have jumped off the rollercoaster for now, too many BFN's and too much heartache, to keep going....Moving on to fulfil other dreams!!!
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Post by leigh »

It is round the corner from nowhere and to the left of somewhere.
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iui April 2005 -ve
ivf in October 2005
7/11/05 BFP!!!!!!!!!!
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