Second - my a$$ is dragging as I have been wheelbarrowing dirt all over the half acre backyard. The attorney general should NOT be doing this much physical labor.
Third - I miss you girls. Had my parents here this weekend to help with aforementioned projects. Then DH invites a few friends to stay here as well for a little half marathon they ran this morning. I am going to say that I officially think my DH is a manorexic. He started doing triathlons last year and has been running, biking and swimming daily ever since. I hate being the fat lazy one in the relationship, but someone has to do it. Long story short he got this silly "watch" thing that he wears while he trains and races that tracks his average speed and calories as well as countless other unimportant stats. All weekend he told me how many miles we wheeled dirt, etc. I took that to mean I could eat twice as much ice cream tonight. Thought I might need some liquids in case of dehydration, so I made a rootbeer float. Highly recommend one ladies. Really took the edge off. Grouchy amy is gone... for now.
HRH - What is that beta number?? I gots to know. I say keep it a secret as long as you can until it makes people so uncomfortable, they have to ask and then tell them no with an inquisitive look on your face. I love to make people needlessly awkward. It is so worth it in the end.
Angie - You are a super stimmer. I don't think I have ever really felt anything and I have had lots and lots of those suckers. I have had the discomfort afterwards, but not usually right before. For me it was once they did the egg retrieval and the sacs filled with fluid. That was what bothered me. I think you are going to be presently surprised. Tuesday, right? Any new news on the home front? Have you found anything you like that you would like me to call on? Did your flip flops get ruined in that carpet glue?? I say you send ol Dr Stickyfingered dildocam the bill for those...
Sass - Loved it. That is all I can say. I just so enjoy knowing that there are other "fun" families out there and that we aren't alone. I could tell you girls some things about the DH side that would make you girls blush.... When you see the dildocam next?? Did you shirt arrive? Like Fee I was going to ask you about the sizing... I am about 5'1" and around 105lbs but hate things too tight!
Wanna - You spilled the beans! I totally understand... it is so hard to keep it quiet once it happens. It especially will go like wild fire now as you don't want someone important to hear from someone else, etc. When are hearing the heartbeats??
Patie - I saw that you are heading to New York.. When are you going and where are you staying?? I went last year with some girlfriends and we stayed at the W. It was pretty fancy, but such a great NY experience. I put out an email to my girls who took me to find out where we went. We hit some great champagne bar and went to a restaurant down by SOHO where we saw quite a few famous people. It was a great time and two days is NOT enough. I was only there for a weekend and can't wait to go back. If you want some great deals on "trendy" styles you should hit H&M. There is one right there in Manhattan and they have great deals on clothes. Not sure how the prices are in Dubai, but other spots in NYC can be pricey. - ps... congratulations on being "normal"!
Vicky - How did Sanson do today in school? Is he making great progress? Does he graduate soon? Congratulations on the anniversary. Your night out sounded fantastic. I am sorry the natural method didn't work, but the thought of shooting up again has got to get you excited. How many frozen do you have??
Mego - Tell those unfertile punters to send me their baby until they can grow up. That is absolutely mind blowing. You would expect that from fertiles, but someone who had to work so hard to get a child shouldn't even act like that. I am sickened. This reminds me of a short gossip I heard the other day. My girlfriends neighbor just had her second and had her a bit early. She was very excited as she could now begin to smoke again. Oh wait, she smoked while she was pregnant.. just only one or two a day, now she can go full throttle again. Then my girlfriend tells me that she was out at the little bar by our homes and she saw the neighbor in there getting hammered while her 10 day old premature baby was at home. Did I tell you that she was breastfeeding?? What the hell is wrong with people? One day soon I might go postal and start stealing babies. When you see this on the news... I will throw up a sisterhood sign so you will all know I went down for the cause. Fee - fly in to be my council.
Nickster - What do you do that would make you work on the weekends. Quit and I will find you something that is a bit more flexible.
Mel - You out wedding planning this weekend?? What happened to you?
Cocobutter???
Jen???
Did I miss anyone?
Well I am off to prepare my students homework for tomorrow. I got a new one. She has twins. She is in 11th grade. They are 15 mos old. She just turned 17 last week. You girls do the math.
