Amy: congrats on the transfer... things have been hopping around here, so I hope we are keeping you entertained in between episodes of Flight of the Conchords (btw... what the hell is that?). If you get bored, you can always try the survey of judge shows on tv... you know, judge judy, etc. They will either put you to sleep or piss you off-- either way it passes the time

Vicky: ok.... so that nasty AF b*tch had better show her ugly a&& face soon or we will sic the AG on her (just doing tell AF that the AG is laid up in bed watching Conchords fly

Mel: Grrrllllll. What the f'ing hell are you talking about... ugly hag. In my not to be humble opinion, you are one hot chick. Bravo on bellini learning the whole scrathing-to-be-let-out trick. That should make life in the Mel household a bit easier! And I do hope the PT guy rubs you harder (talk about Bom-chica-bom-bom!!

Robbo: Oh, I forgot to guess as to what you look like--- I picture you with reddish-brown hair. Wavy and on the short side (between your shoulders and ears, and you have pink cheeks. Your neighbor is quite a piece of work! You might try the "smile and nod" technique just to get you through. I am glad to hear it will be over soon.
Angie: proud of you that you are zen despite the chaos around you! Very impressive. We will miss you but will look forward to the update when you return.
Fee: Wow. As you can tell.... I was WAY off in regards to how you look

For the few of you who don't know... I am 5'7'', with long dark hair with just a hint of a wave in it. Brown eyes, light complexion. Robbo... you were very close! The only thing you missed was the length of my hair-- but then maybe you were just picking up on my vibes 'cuz I keep thinking about chopping it off lately

Went to an event last night and ran into "the" girl. You know, the one that reminds you of the head girl in the popular group in high school (at least for those of us that weren't IN the popular group

It didn't start out well--- I was shoving an appetizer meatball into my mouth just as she floated by and said "hi". Yep, not a good start, Sassy. But I was determined to overcome my little insecurity complex I have with her. And I knew she would be there, so I had dressed up all cute (sick, no?). I had a chat with her later in the evening... and I think I have almost done it! I could tell she was just DYING to ask me about kids (can't you just tell sometimes???), but instead just kept asking about where we have vacationed over the last few years. Anyway... the details aren't important... but last night went a long way to me feeling like a peer around her, and not giving into to the idea that she is "all that". Cool.
