Afternoon Ladies....
Nims: Great news hun

So happy for you - what a relief! You take it easy now ok young lady

Sending hugz to my cyber god son/daughter xxxx And some for u too of course lol (Im not just using u for ur baby LOL) xxx
Rachel: They didnt tell me how long i wasnt meant to drive for, i assume its just the usual 24 hours after an operation! I just havent driven for fear of the pain lol - altho i did venture out this afternoon to tescos - big mistake, im in agony now

I even tried to buy a rubber ring from boots and my local chemist (stop laffing lol) but they dont have any, can order one in which takes 10 days - nice - or they told me to go down to Age Concern in Belfast (50 mins drive away!) and i would never - i mean NEVER go into Age concern asking for a ring - i'd ather suffer lol. I hope u dont get piles when u have the baby, u will know wot i mean about pain in the arse lol
Hope: Ive just found this hysterical site that gives meanings from English to American - ive only got as far as 'c' but get this one ...
chemist n drugstore. The term "drugstore" implies to Brits that you could just buy Class A narcotics over the counter. These days it's acceptable in both Britain and America to call the place a "pharmacy". Brits do still call a person who works with chemicals a "chemist", as Americans do, but they would also call a practising pharmacist a "chemist", while Americans would call them a "druggist".
I cant wait to get thru the rest of them - some really silly ones on here lol. Oooo how about this one lol ....
dinner n (N England) mid-day meal. This is a bit of a generalisation - the words "dinner", "tea", "lunch" and "supper" seem to be assigned to meals spattered randomly around the day in both American and English regional dialects.
Gonna have a squint about to see if i can find some more funny ones ... Anyway Hope, i have no idea what u are talking about when it comes to 'boot' there are many meanings here lol - 'boot' as in a shoe, or the boot of the car - where u would keep ur groceries or a dead person on the way to the dump lol - and we also park our car in the Garage that rhymes with carriage or if ur posh u can say it completly differently and spread it across ur lips like - garaaaaaaaaage (pmsl) but i cant think what it rhymes with - lol.
Ok, i think ive deff lost the plot now! I have a double garage, but we still park our cars on the drive, and our rubbish inside - mental!!
Steph: If its a tortoise, why do u call it a turtle? Turtles live the sea like crush does on finding nemo 'hey dude sweeeeeeeeet' - Tortoises hybonate during the winter and u put them in a box with loads of shredded paper - i was wondering what would happen to my tortoise (if i had one that is) if i packed him up here in the winter, then moved to Australia when its summer - would my tortoise be jet lagged for 4 mths, or would he sleep during the summer cos he thinks its the winter, and wot would happen to him if her woke up to find it was still winter but he was in Australia, would he go back to sleep for another 4 mths - or would he be jet lagged - lol .....
Now debate that one!!!!!!
Oh and Nims - i see u have just posted - how the hell did ur tortoise run away - they dont run too fast like do they - im sure u could have caught up with him
Becky Xxx