Hi girls.... long time, no chat
Angie: Wow! look at that ticker! I can't believe your self-control. Despite my better judgment, I have been picking out (although not doing much buying) baby stuff for a few weeks now. Not long now, my friend, so why is dh futzing around with wombat's room? I suppose as long as he gets it all sufficiently repaired by the time wombat arrives...
Tina: Girl... add your "beetle" shape to my decidedly (much more than prior to preg) pear silhouette, and we are quite a pair
Jenn: I am off to check out the new picture!! Crawfish boil? Yummmm!
Meg: I laughed out loud when I read your story about bursting into tears after looking at your thighs (especially bad when they are all spread out when sitting down, IMHO). I about lost it this week along a similar line. I swear the first 10 lbs I gained when straight to my already ample a&& and thights. So none of my clothes would fit... but not because of my belly... because of my butt

A few days ago I burst into tears when getting ready in the morning since I my thighs looked ENORMOUS to me in the mirror. I felt so frumpy and whale-like (and can't do anything about it since I can't exercise, and actually need to be gaining MORE weight that I am!). Dh had no idea why I was so upset and I could hardly explain through the tears. So I marched myself out to a local hoity-toity maternity boutique that I swore I wouldn't step foot in since it is so expensive... and bought myself some jeans that make me look more like a delivery truck than a semi from the back. I can't tell you how much happier that made me
Nickster: You, too got the "butt and thigh" curse? *sigh*
Fee: still working full time in the office? How is Rio?
As far as we know the trips are doing well. Our most recent US was a week ago. They are called "Cervical Checks". A quick abdominal "look-see" of the babies just including heart rate and fluid (which all looked fab), followed by... the dildocam. Yes, sistas... I have not actually graduated from the wand we all know intimately. In fact, I am scheduled for such rendezvous every two weeks for another month or so... then every week. Oh good, just when I thought I was going through withdrawal

. They have to measure the length of my cervix just in case it decides to thin out prematurely. Will update after the US next week. I am going to try to talk the tech into peeking at "the goods". I mean... am I buying all pink or not? In three weeks I have another "full" anatomical US scheduled, so we should know for sure by then. If my belly is any judge... the trips are still growing like weeds. This is the first week that I think I look pregnant instead of just fat (although the appearance of cellulite ON MY CALVES seems to support the latter). I will post a picture in the next week or two to show what I mean. I have gained 16 lbs. (7.3kg for our Australian friends) and although it seems like a lot, I am actually still 5 lbs behind target for the 15 week mark. Must.eat.more.food
To satisfy Fee's need for gossip... The ******* was paroled Monday from prison. He served 6 months on the 12-30 month sentence which we were assured (and which dh believed, but I didn't for a second) would be at least 2 years with his record. But don't worry. The sistas in the US don't need to start putting bars on their windows (yet)... he has new charges so was transferred from prison to the county jail. We knew ahead of time... but apparently he didn't. Can you imagine the disappointment when instead of kickin' it with his homies for dinner last night he was instead hanging out with the other jail-birds at his favorite spooge-laden lock-up? The new charges are three felony domestic violence counts and one felony burglary counts. We don't yet know what they are all about... time will tell.
Hope you are all well