This is Strictly for laughs/smiles...I hope no one takes offence.. If this is not suitable material, Jeni pls let me know..I read it today and found it funny..its actually an email forward..no offence meant ...
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing his.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX-FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game called "Mate Match" where they award winners great
prizes. They call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is
also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
verification purposes. If their partner answers those same three
questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game
several months ago, however, made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its
knees with laughter. Here's how it all went:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?"
Contestant (laughing): "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian (laughing nervously): "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian (laughing): "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian (laughing sheepishly): "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 8 or 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian (laughing hard): "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
Three minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah (laughing): "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any clues away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
Mate Match?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian laughs.
Sarah (laughing): "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing): "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
Sarah (laughing): "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian.... uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "10, 12 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah (laughing): "OK."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "Out with it, Sarah!"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: "Come on Sarah..... where did you have it?"
Sarah: "No, this is too embarrassing! I can't do this..."
DJ: "Sarah! What's the big deal..... there's a free 5 day holiday on the
line here!"
Sarah: "What if my Mom's listening!?"
Brian: "It's okay, honey, I already told him."
Sarah: "Alright then.........ummm....up the arse....."
DJ (after a long pause): "Folks, we need to take a station break..."
smita