What Jen says is absolutely right ... It's a long story, but since positive thinking (and neurotrasmitters - big word for a Friday night !) determine our future well being, one easy way forward is to make sure we have some fun every day ! A few fun experiences can give you a consistently immune system and improve your health. It's worth it in the long run !!!
Sandra x
JOKES and POSITIVE THOUGHTS
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Jeni Babes
When things don't go well It's easy to get dispondant, and to lose some PMA. I forget how much I have achieved and struggled through to get here. I forget to give myself a pat on the back for even getting so far. I just worry about where i need to go now. It doesn't help me.
Here's a quote by Goethe that helps me to remind myself how far I have come and what i can keep doing for myself to get to where i want. Hope it helps you too.
The greatest thing in this world is not so much where you stand but in What Direction You Are Moving.
Jen
xxx
Here's a quote by Goethe that helps me to remind myself how far I have come and what i can keep doing for myself to get to where i want. Hope it helps you too.
The greatest thing in this world is not so much where you stand but in What Direction You Are Moving.
Jen
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Jeni Babes
I met with my GP today (who is NHS) and (Like me) believes very much that mind, body, emotions and Spirit are connected. She told me to keep with positive thinking and visualisations. This does help my body to re-regulate and balance my hormones after the tmt.
Again all this goes back to ' like attracting like' ( if you have fear or are negative thats what you attract) If you are positive and have faith then guess what...that's what you attract.
We all know what the stress levels are like when we embark on this path of assisted conception. The most difficult thing with all the dissapointment is to just give in to depression/low mood. It's my belief that when the mind gives into depression so does the body. Keep your mind alive and your body positive by thinking good loving thoughts about yourself.
That's why this site is so good we all praise and support each other.
PMA PMA all day long
Love
jen
xxx
Again all this goes back to ' like attracting like' ( if you have fear or are negative thats what you attract) If you are positive and have faith then guess what...that's what you attract.
We all know what the stress levels are like when we embark on this path of assisted conception. The most difficult thing with all the dissapointment is to just give in to depression/low mood. It's my belief that when the mind gives into depression so does the body. Keep your mind alive and your body positive by thinking good loving thoughts about yourself.
That's why this site is so good we all praise and support each other.
PMA PMA all day long
Love
jen
xxx
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Jeni Babes
In response to the above post I found this...
If you want your life to change...
you can't keep your thoughts on what you don't have
( e.g. 'I am not pregnant',' why me?' it's not fair')...
You have got to keep your thoughts on what you want to attract...
(e.g. Seeing in your imagination and feeling low FSH levels,
Seeing, feeling E.T. going well,
Seeing, feeling those embies burrowing in deeper,
Seeing and feeling what it is like being a BFP
'
It's called manifestation and the quote ( without the preggie stuff) is by Wayne Dyer.
Hope this helps build more of your own PMA. What do you think?
love
Jen
XXX
If you want your life to change...
you can't keep your thoughts on what you don't have
( e.g. 'I am not pregnant',' why me?' it's not fair')...
You have got to keep your thoughts on what you want to attract...
(e.g. Seeing in your imagination and feeling low FSH levels,
Seeing, feeling E.T. going well,
Seeing, feeling those embies burrowing in deeper,
Seeing and feeling what it is like being a BFP
'It's called manifestation and the quote ( without the preggie stuff) is by Wayne Dyer.
Hope this helps build more of your own PMA. What do you think?
love
Jen
XXX
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Jeni Babes
INDIANA
thank you that is so sweet of you. I am glad you got something from the thread. I amm doing it to keep my own Spirits up and help others too.
Would be grateful if more people posted....anything from jokes to PMA sayings on this thread. You all must have some kind of PMA saying's up your sleeves...
HAPPY PMA TO ALL
Love
jen
xxx
thank you that is so sweet of you. I am glad you got something from the thread. I amm doing it to keep my own Spirits up and help others too.
Would be grateful if more people posted....anything from jokes to PMA sayings on this thread. You all must have some kind of PMA saying's up your sleeves...
HAPPY PMA TO ALL
Love
jen
xxx
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Smita
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This is Strictly for laughs/smiles...I hope no one takes offence.. If this is not suitable material, Jeni pls let me know..I read it today and found it funny..its actually an email forward..no offence meant ...
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing his.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX-FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game called "Mate Match" where they award winners great
prizes. They call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is
also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
verification purposes. If their partner answers those same three
questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game
several months ago, however, made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its
knees with laughter. Here's how it all went:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?"
Contestant (laughing): "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian (laughing nervously): "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian (laughing): "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian (laughing sheepishly): "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 8 or 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian (laughing hard): "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
Three minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah (laughing): "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any clues away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
Mate Match?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian laughs.
Sarah (laughing): "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing): "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
Sarah (laughing): "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian.... uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "10, 12 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah (laughing): "OK."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "Out with it, Sarah!"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: "Come on Sarah..... where did you have it?"
Sarah: "No, this is too embarrassing! I can't do this..."
DJ: "Sarah! What's the big deal..... there's a free 5 day holiday on the
line here!"
Sarah: "What if my Mom's listening!?"
Brian: "It's okay, honey, I already told him."
Sarah: "Alright then.........ummm....up the arse....."
DJ (after a long pause): "Folks, we need to take a station break..."
smita
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing his.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX-FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game called "Mate Match" where they award winners great
prizes. They call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is
also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
verification purposes. If their partner answers those same three
questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game
several months ago, however, made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its
knees with laughter. Here's how it all went:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?"
Contestant (laughing): "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian (laughing nervously): "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian (laughing): "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian (laughing sheepishly): "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 8 or 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian (laughing hard): "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
Three minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah (laughing): "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any clues away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
Mate Match?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian laughs.
Sarah (laughing): "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing): "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
Sarah (laughing): "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian.... uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "10, 12 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah (laughing): "OK."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "Out with it, Sarah!"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: "Come on Sarah..... where did you have it?"
Sarah: "No, this is too embarrassing! I can't do this..."
DJ: "Sarah! What's the big deal..... there's a free 5 day holiday on the
line here!"
Sarah: "What if my Mom's listening!?"
Brian: "It's okay, honey, I already told him."
Sarah: "Alright then.........ummm....up the arse....."
DJ (after a long pause): "Folks, we need to take a station break..."
smita
me-32, dh 40
ttc 4+ years
4 failed IUI's
1st ICSI +ve 17/6/05:)
Baby girl Dhruvaa born on 14/02/06
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ttc 4+ years
4 failed IUI's
1st ICSI +ve 17/6/05:)
Baby girl Dhruvaa born on 14/02/06
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Hope nobody minds a blonde joke.
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediatly turns to her and makes his move.
"You know", he says "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger, so lets talk".
The blonde who had just opened her book closes it slowly and says to the guy, "what would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know" says the guy "what about nuclear power?"
"Ok", says the blonde "that could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first."
"A horse a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poo. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies
"I haven't the slightest idea"
"So tell me" says the blonde.
"How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediatly turns to her and makes his move.
"You know", he says "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger, so lets talk".
The blonde who had just opened her book closes it slowly and says to the guy, "what would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know" says the guy "what about nuclear power?"
"Ok", says the blonde "that could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first."
"A horse a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poo. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies
"I haven't the slightest idea"
"So tell me" says the blonde.
"How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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Jeni Babes
That's more like it....Laugh smita gosh i can't wait to tell that to my friends tonight...That is A CRACKER....sorry still giggiling!!! It was not what I was expecting her to say! ouch!Indiana...
that was a good one....Ha ha!!! I have another to tell my friends tonight.Keeep them comingThis is what we need ....Humour...laughter is the best medicine!!!
have a good happy month
Love
jen xxx